December 2010
“If you were a country that would be your national colour.”
– Girls at the mall
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... [whispering] it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article 'a dildo', never 'your dildo'.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
I just burned a bag of popcorn in my home...
My one culinary skill. Gone. Don’t look at me, I feel so ashamed.
Dec 29th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 24th
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interweber: thedailywhat: Just Because of the Day: The cast of Beverly Hills, 90210 saying the word “Christmas” over and over and over for two minutes straight. [blogtown.] WHAT favourite thing. 
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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I love you, Dad.
Dad: What does Totes Magoats mean?
Me: Totally
Dad: Totally what?
Me: It’s just an expression. Magoets rhymes with totes so people say it.
Dad: I think life is just passing me by
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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those times you accidentally stay up till 5 am...
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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that moment you realize your design looks like a...
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 11th
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well this was unexpected.
Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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xyloscope: vilhe: xyloscope: xyloscope: happy birthday mary claire a merry christmas/happy holidays video for everyone in the world i suspect this may bring you some cheer if you’re lacking thank you for making me laugh at 8 am in the morning. I thought it was impossible. This video just made you one of my favourite people on Tumblr for LIFE, man. awwww, this is so sweet of you. i’m...
Dec 10th
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Dec 5th
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