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xyloscope: some people are too opinionated to exist properly on the internet

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Dec 27th

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Babysat two of my cousins today

Him: Are you an adult?
Me: What do you think?
Him: Maybe. I don't know. 
Me: Well, what's your evidence?
Him: You have a job. And a leather wallet. 
Me: So I'm an adult.
Him: But you fought with me over the barbecue sauce. 
Me: Touche.

Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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road runner, meep meep!: tobenaked: it’s so much... →

tobenaked: it’s so much harder to fall out of orbit than to fall in, how difficult it is, to achieve escape velocity to break away from all of the gravity of such a large body something so long-lived, so elegantly evolved Because I have accrued so much weight, picked up so many anecdotes, pocketed so many mistakes how heavy time can be, how a memory can tug and pull, how a moment can be so...

Dec 26th

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