March 2012
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surreal conversations with my father part IV
Phone call home
dad: Hello?
me: oh! Hey! You're home early!
dad: no I'm always home this time
me: no, you get home after 7
dad: yeah I know, I'm trying to get brownie points with your mother because I'm home late tomorrow. Did you want to speak to her?
me: Well I was actually calling her to ask her to ask you to call me
dad: great! well I'll pass the message along
me: great.
dad: Talk to you later!
me: bye!
*we hang up the phone*
I immediately get a voicemail message:
dad: Oh hi liv, it's me dad. It's thursday, around 6:30, I'm home from work before 7 because that's what I do everyday. Your mom told me you wanted me to call you, so that's what I'm doing. Give me a call when you get this, our number is (XXX)XXX-XXXX
there were tears
February 2012
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xyloscope:
my reading week experience:
olivia’s reading week experience:
in conclusion, i am dead from jealousy.
Isn’t the world a wonderful place?
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“You attend the funeral, you bid the dead farewell. You grieve. Then you continue...”
– Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Volume 6: Fables and Reflections (via endoftheworld)
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“Clicking the like button 1 billion times will never give you an orgasm or a hug...”
– From Happiness Takes (A Little) Magic by Brian Lam. (via guy)
Wait, explain that hierarchy to me again?
(via un)
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“Let’s talk about rape for a moment. Rape is not what George Lucas did to your...”
– Jeffrey Rowland. (via wallofbooks)
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burnay asked: That is Brad Pitt in "Meet Joe Black" (1998) eating peanut butter, in case you were genuinely curious. I also hope nobody else ninja-ed the points away from me, god knows I need them.
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